Funk !
Where rhythm is life and life is rhythm man!
Here the tropically sensuous beat makes you wanna do things most self respecting people could be arrested for
It's not uncommon to find yourself throwing caution to the wind, and yourself to the blow
The heat and excitement is some of reminiscing of a Calcutta sauna

Here today, groove away
Feel the beat, it's so neat
Hit the town, and party down
Where it's at laid back
What's goin' on brother (no doubt a hectical life)
Love one and all (hmhm)
One nation under a groove (under what?)
This is some of the linguafranka of the funk business
And people come from miles around
With almost religious devotion to get on down

The wikka wrap is what it is, gotta get into views
The wikka wrap is what it is, gotta get into views

In the last few years, funk has become an industry
And one thing's for sure, this industry is full of funk
So as they say here, everybody say wooo ! I said wooo, thank you

Walk low, proud and tall, cause the writing's off the wall
Shake your booty, do it all, have yourself a good time
Good times, we all have good times, leave your cares behind
1, 2, 3, 4 get your woman on the floor
You've gotta get up to get down, so really go to town
Don't stop til you get enough, wanna rock with you and shake your stuff
Boogie nights where it's all right, ring my bell it's out of sight

The wikka wrap is what it is, gotta get into views
The wikka wrap is what it is, so gotta get into views

So in the venacular, lets get serious
After just 30 seconds it's hard to imagine how to survivr without the rope lights, tight trousers, the tinsel and the glitter that is Saturday Night Fever
Here, excitement comes in a 12" DIsc
Getting the funk out of your face is socially acceptable

Get the funk out of the face
Get the funk out of the face

Some day you have it
A society within a society, a world within a world
Where words are the music of life and life is the music of words
And where the southern freeze is not a cold day in Bournemouth
This is a place where good roots don't grow on trees
Love it, hate it but you can't ignore it
Here good is bad and bad is about as good as you can possibly get